Mm... I am a goner when it comes to these stuff. ;-;
Fine, let me ask something. (its my world)
Imagine you are a bus driver.
Then, 5,000 passengers went in, then at the bus stop, 5000 got off. then 70000 cows went in the bus alongside 500000 elephants, and with a bunch of baby hippos, ridden by penguins and 1 child.
Then, the bus exploded! But another bus came out!!!
So then 70 horses gave birth, and there comes Xzyckon with an X mark on his forehead. Then comes Zealot, with a potato in his hands and head. Then ACERCORE bringing an Aircon.. So comes Baz also with Yessum in a barrel... ANd Bluz was there too.. Bringing the live corpse of Xzyckon.. With a cactus too.. Then Max was RAN over by the bus! But the bus broke, then comes another bus, with the passengers, then Chicken came with a Duck as his girlfriend.. Then comes josh with blood in his face too..
Then all came down except for Xzyckon and Max in the bus, and they had a war! So they both came down without any injury.. Then came back Bluz, he was eating poison! Then I died, but I became a corgi! And then... Alex came with shades, then he came out of the bus. Then Xzyckon's pet elephant came raging and RAN over Max, then a bunch of ostriches ran over Max again, then an ant bit Max, a bullet ant. Then he was ran over by a stampede of wildebeasts!! And he died.
So, what was the bus driver reading?
50 shades of grey.