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There was a great pirate, stole many treasures, captured many ships. This pirate was never scared. When ever they came into contact with anther ship he would always wear his green sweater.

After many years of living the dream and sailing the seas, he makes a bad enemy. This enemy does not mess around and has much power. Soon the captain come into contact with this enemy and win the first 2 battles. Both these battles the captain wears his green sweater.

For the 3rd and final battle he see not 1 but 2 ships comeing straigh toward him. He sees not 2 but a whole fleet of ships! So many it is not even countable.

One of his crew come up and asked," What should we do Captain?"

"You know what to do," he replies.

"Oh and Captain?"

"Yes?"

"Should I get your Green sweater?"

"Not this time, get me my brown pants"
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My Joke:
I fertilize my lawn with emo kids...
that way, it cuts itself.

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5/5 I liked

My Joke:

Never fart in an elevator -
its wrong on so many levels.

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5/5


There were 3 girls, blonde, red head, and brunette. They all died and when they got to the gates of heaven, a man said " I will only let you in if you can climb all these stairs. There are 1,000 steps. After every 4 steps, I will tell you a joke. If you laugh at any of them, you will not go to heaven and you will be stuck.

First is the red head, who only makes it to the 500th step. Next is the brunette who does better, but only makes it to the 800th step. Last is the blonde. She makes it all the way to the 999 but then starts laughing hysterically, even though there was no joke on that step. So, the man doesn't let her in. But being curious, he asks her, " Why did you laugh when I didn't even tell a joke?"

The blonde replied, "I just got the first joke".

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Dear Agon,

Three men were flying in a plane.
One dropped out an apple the other dropped an orange and the other dropped a grenade.

After landing they were walking down the street and saw a kid crying.
They asked him why he was crying and he said "an apple hit me in the head".
Then they saw another kid crying he said "an orange hit me in the head".
Then they saw Agon laughing his head off and they asked him what was so funny he said
"I farted and my house blew up!"

5/5 at the blonde joke, and 10000/5 at the Agon joke

Some girl asked me if she was wearing too much make-up.
I said it depended on whether she was going to kill Batman or not.

unoriginal much? 2/5

What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common?



next joke has to be a joke about harb

I got linked, so I'll join the fun.

4/5 for your joke

Three people went to the gates of heaven, and when they got there God said to them "Since all of you were so great in life, I will reincarnate each of you as anything you want to be" so the first guy comes up to God and says "I want to be a bear!" and God turns him into a bear and he runs off. The second man steps forward and tells God, "I want to be a bird!" and God turns him into a bird, and he flies away. The third man, Harbinger, gets excited and starts running, but he slips on something and says "God, I want to be a.. Oh ****", and he plops on the ground.

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Accidental double post, apologies.

5/5 I know its wrong to laugh but that was funny

@socialmisfit1

Harbingger745 was commenting on you bashing your head on the screen

He says he'l help you out but doesn't know which way you came in.


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