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 Post subject: Re: King of the hill
PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:56 pm 
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after traveling back from china (and making a vacation out of it) i return!!! with all of china's ancient armies following me.when we arrive ponk is still being shot at lol.we destroy you're evil sheeps and i see a flash through a window and find you just transformed.i break through the window and we kung-fu fight.i win :D

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 Post subject: Re: King of the hill
PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:03 pm 
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Just as you move to assert the final punch, I use the acient art of modern fighting and grab a gun and fire at you. Though I miss the bullets, that gets you running away. As for your army, HERE COMES FROM PLANET ZERTHA A COLOSAL CREATION, LET GIVE AN APLUSSE FOR THE B2 BRAWLER!!!
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B2 destroyes your armies, your weapons are too old to hurt it. Score acient china: 0 Future: 1

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 Post subject: Re: King of the hill
PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:07 pm 
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as we retreat i pull off a massive kamehameha (THE CORRECT SPELLING :evil: ) and blow up the ugly,ugly robot.you start crying and run aimlessly into a tree knocking yourself unconscious

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 Post subject: Re: King of the hill
PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:16 pm 
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my forces return from the second hill and I take the first hill and I am so powerful none can take it from me but god himself.

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 Post subject: Re: King of the hill
PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:19 pm 
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i prove you wrong by dropping 10000000000000000 nukes on the hill destroying everything EXCEPT the hill is miraculously intact

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 Post subject: Re: King of the hill
PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:21 pm 
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God demotes you for not being humble. I simply push you off the hill.

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 Post subject: Re: King of the hill
PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:27 pm 
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i climb back up the hill and ignore your petty attempts to knock me back off as i re build the awsome mansion that was here.then i hire a sumo to belly bounce you off

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 Post subject: Re: King of the hill
PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:35 pm 
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"Owww, My head" I slowly, very slowly, get up, my legs feel like their made of jelly. I see random people and things climbing up the hill, MY hill, i run over, punch a kid, has a name that says Jake , and he flies to the OTHER hill, with about 600 craters from previous victims, actually make that 601 now. I punch and kick and bite and throw up ( Dont ask ) . Eventually, FINALLY , I make it to the top. Everyone is barf, bloody, gone, or playing MC.

Meh hill and try to take it from me ;) .

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 Post subject: Re: King of the hill
PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:38 pm 
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i easily get you to give it up by making you go play MC like you've been doing all day.i also give you some money and a right to the OTHER hill :P

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 Post subject: Re: King of the hill
PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:41 pm 
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I squish you with something resembling Thor's hammer in a mighty explosion of fruit juicy rainbow colors that cracks whip cream thunder and liquorice lightning!

You turn into a gummy bear. A red one. My favorite! MMMMM nom nom

MY hill mmm nom nom... :twisted:

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